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A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.
"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005
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An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness
JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.
by donjay March 07, 2017
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