Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...
a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins
Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.
A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.
That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronicgas?
Cryptovision is the recently experienced phenomonon of feeling like you are unable to see or make out letters when typing in the webpage verification code images used to complete purchases online. This is also related to cryptovisophobia, which is the fear that you have entered the WRONG verification code and will be forced to re-enter all purchase information resulting in a cryptoloop, or the endless cycle of entering all of your purchase information only to be forced to start over again...and again... and again.
Sorry I missed you all last night, I think I have come down with a case of cryptovision. I am really afraid I may have a full blown case of cryptovisophobia, because I spent 4 hours last night tryig to buy a hat on line and found myself in a cryptoloop.
A Cryptovestor is a person that allocates capital with the expectation of a future financial return. Types of investments are strictly cryptocurrencies and everything envoled within and around cryptocurrency.
A cryptocurrency (or crypto currency) is a digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange that uses cryptography to secure its transactions, to control the creation of additional units, and to verify the transfer of assets.