cryptidist 

Someone who is in the subculture Cryptidcore.

Luna: I love cryptids
Jake: so your are a Cryptidist

cryptidist by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

Cryptodigger by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

Cryptotian 

A person that puts money into the crypto currency market with the expectation of earning a profit.

I just became a Cryptotian last month.

Cryptotian by Dejavu79 February 6, 2018

Crapcadian Rhythm 

The time of day you usually have to poop; the body's poop cycle.

My crapcadian rhythm is set for 7 am, so I make sure to be the first one to use the bathroom before my girlfriend wakes up and overtakes it.

Crapcadian Rhythm by Shut the front door November 12, 2011

Cryptodickbutt 

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

Cryptodickbutt by Gablp December 28, 2021

Cryptdick 

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

Cryptdick by andmch January 27, 2010

cryptodaddy 

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo

Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.

cryptodaddy by Florida__Man January 12, 2018