| 1. | Opalsaurus | ||
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A dinosaur that looks very similar to a T Rex but also has Opal Crankshaft's head. Its also known as the Opalsaurs Rex, or simply the O Rex. They often wear sneakers and always have glasses. Unlike T Rexes, the O Rex is cute and cuddly. She loves hugging on her grandchildren. Nelson: Hey Roscoe, let's read my dinosaur book. I bet you're going to love it. There are some cute dinosaurs in here. more...
Roscoe: (barking at Nelson) Woof. This is going to be fun! I bet we'll see an Opalsaurus. Nelson: Ok. (He begins to read) Opal: (Warm California Sun playing on her headphones) Here comes the Opalsaurus! Look out now! She's coming to get you! (singing) She's out here having fun in that warm Jurassic sun! ROAR! Nelson: (screaming, making Roscoe jump) Why did you do that? You scared me! Opal: Sorry, honey. I was only doing my aerobics, pretending to be a dinosaur. You know, the O Rex wouldn't hurt you! I'm your grandma for crying out loud. Nelson: (laughing) Weird. I never knew you you would make a good dinosaur. Opal: There's tons of grandma dinosaurs. The Opalsaurus is just one of them. And they love their grandkids!! You know what time it is now? How about if old O Rex gives you a rub down. You know, a massage? How would that be? Nelson: Great! You sure make a great dinosaur! If you're the O Rex, I'm the Nelsonasaurus. Opal: Well, ok, let's get to work! (starts singing again) We'll be out here having fun, in this warm Sparks, Nevada sun! (saying it twice). |
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| 2. | ville valo | ||
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A "Ville Valo" is a dark ethereal creature..The only existing being and successful vocalist of a Finnish band named "HIM".. He is the dragon..complete w/ ring of smoke rising like a halo above his head... and eyes of fire.. He carries a deadly virus deep w/in his heart that causes the now well known disease called fixHIMiation..It's symptoms include yelling, singing, HIM concert-going, crying, swooning, and buying of HIM cd's w/ a small percentage that can experience anal leakage.. Caution: this virus goes straight to the heart and does not stop.. This being, for whatever reason he is here, affects everyone. He is a fierce dragon that will not stop in his continued search for human souls.. not to be confused w/ Barney the Dinosaur... this is quite different..
ex.. a being filled w/ love and death indivisible..a man divided by pain and pleasure.. |
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| 3. | brown apache | ||
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When a trick is bent over touching her toes and a man is pounding it, the man rotates 180 degrees so as to insert is dick in the trick's pussy and his balls in her asshole. Last night I told my girl that the brown apache was coming in for a landing.
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| 4. | crynoceros | ||
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A woman, who is extremely fat, who cries a lot. It also helps if she's black (also see the word nigger) because then she will resemble more of a dinosaur appearance. William: Aww man look at that fat blackie cry because no one will go to the dance with her...
Scott: Yeah, what a crynoceros man. No one would want to dance with that fattie. William: Haha Scott you're the best. Scott: No man, you are! (Then they slap hands and walk away) |
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| 5. | chuck norris | ||
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The manliest man on Earth:
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Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes. Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face. Dinosaurs went extinct b... |
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