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Craymitzvahog 

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.
Craymitzvahog by Katehog May 23, 2012

Screaming creaming 

Paul's screaming creaming was heard next door.
Screaming creaming by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Goat creaming 

Having sexual intercourse with a goat, having an immense amount of pleasure from man on goat action.
Goat creaming- "I got creamed by a goat"
"Time to cream some goats"
Goat creaming by I'm a mother lover September 12, 2020

Spite Creaming 

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)
"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*
Spite Creaming by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022
someone who's so turned on by something or other that they begin to produce some pre-cum/fanny juice.
I can feel myself creaming when britney is performing.
creaming by Mistra September 1, 2003

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.