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1.
The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.
Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?
by MoFo December 21, 2004