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The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.
Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.
by Jeremey Dawson May 15, 2008

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