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Craptionfigure 

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.
A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

Cryption 

Cryptions (fortnite balls saga) is a semi popular anime containing a real story about scary hacker man cryption (owner of LC) and his sexy keyframes.
Me: Oh no cryption just hacked my fortnite card.

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will
I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.
craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008
When you take multiple versions of the same picture so you have options for cropping the image later on.
Becky: "Want to take a picture of me leaning against this palm tree?"
Stacy: "Sure!"
Becky: "Take some pictures portrait, landscape, and some from far away. I want croptions!
Stacy: "You got it!"
croptions by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018
A fake word that does not exist. Primarily used by big word individuals and anyone who spells douchebag wrong.
Bruh..... that's a cuption and you know it.
cuption by Bonobo Den March 12, 2022

Live Craption 

A movie combining almost always mediocre to poor quality CGI characters with live action characters. A live craption movie will usually be based an older work aimed primarily at children such as Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Smurfs.
Dude, I heard they're coming out with some live craption Hong Kong Phooey movie.
Live Craption by Spade Safety August 15, 2011