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a crusty cunt; a vagina with any type of crusty substance surrounding the vaginal area. "So did you finger Britney last night?
No man she had the nastiest crunt. I was geekin." |
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A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!" For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt". I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.
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Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs. I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.
Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt." |
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Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough. Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!" |
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When your vagina is too dirty to be a crotch or a cunt, you are a CRUNT. You are a crusty CRUNT.
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Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts. Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!
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Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl. I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.
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