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Dried up semen
You're mom's had trouble gettin my gang's crunt out of her hair.
by Richard Head June 15, 2003
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A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
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Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.
I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."
by m4ch0 July 21, 2008
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Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough.
Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"
by braino67 August 05, 2010
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When your vagina is too dirty to be a crotch or a cunt, you are a CRUNT.
You are a crusty CRUNT.
by RachelGR December 03, 2010
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5.
Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.
Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!
by skullmuffins November 11, 2010
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Crunt is the word used to describe arrogant cricket players. It is the combination of the word 'cricket' and 'cunt.' South African cricketers a mainly the biggest crunts but a lot of English cricketers a massive crusts also.

Crunts usually think that being a 'crunt' is a good thing, it is not.
Harry and Bradly are so outrageously arrogant that everyone thinks they are crunts now.
by Prowller May 12, 2014
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A person of diminutive stature, who also happens to be a cunt. That is, a mashup of the words cunt and runt.
That little bitch sure is a crunt.
by stoolpusher June 10, 2014
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