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2. crunkitis
similar to the 'itis' (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol
Person A: "Yo come out tonight there's a huge banger at Sarah's house."
Person B: "Chill man I cant go out I have crunkitis."
1. Crunkitis
Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.
"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."
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