A promiscuous Argentine female that likes to get drunk take roofies and spread rumors about people because it makes her feel better about the truth of her own life. Loves leopard print, casual sex, manipulating the male sex. You will usually find a crunkerwoman in a bar pointing her chest at someone she wants something from.
Did you see the skank at Paddy's last nite?
Yeah , that was totally a crunkerwoman.