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One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.
"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"
by Matthew Santos January 15, 2007
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1.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
by EBC June 14, 2007
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2.
"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
by spectrekitty May 29, 2007
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3.
quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
by nycbella December 15, 2003
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4.
The characteristics of a neo hippy.
Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
by Nina July 28, 2003
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5.
an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.
Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again
by b-diddy June 21, 2003
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6.
Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.
Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!
by Cat-Kill January 19, 2008
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7.
Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.
Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.
by charlyrogers January 24, 2010
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