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5.
to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.
by crunch hater 45 July 07, 2009
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1.
Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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2.
The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.
I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.
by Miller September 16, 2004
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3.
The act of taking a crunch
Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .
by DrFoot October 25, 2003
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4.
To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.
I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.
by Lars Watson June 04, 2008
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6.
Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...
A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.
by GingerBastard1 February 05, 2009
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7.
To get crunked around lunch time
theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.
by fuell December 01, 2005
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