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20.
1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation
1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.
by elisha December 18, 2003
 
1.
sit-ups
"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."
by bmoc November 09, 2003
 
2.
A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.
"Kim, would you ever date that guy?"
"Nah Wang. He cute but he mad crunch doe."
by Mrs. 305 December 12, 2013
 
3.
The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.
'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!'
by Funkdup May 17, 2012
 
4.
v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.
I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.
by CaptCrunch December 18, 2003
 
5.
To have a shit or dump
Excuse me, I have to go for a crunch

Wow! That was a killer crunch!
by jefjeffer January 12, 2006
 
6.
The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
I had a Crunch bar yesterday!
by Squanto November 20, 2002
 
7.
When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.
Guy: Dude, your breath smells of tuna.
Stud: I know, that's because I've just had some crunch.
by Superawesomefantastic August 05, 2011