The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.

Stupid rednecks who hate people who are not white,mostly Jews,(supposedly not affiliated with Nazis basterds) and who are so dumb they burn their own cross to show the love for Chritianity. They also can't spell clan right. Its C-L-A-N you dumbass'.

A word used to insinuate that the user would enjoy a colossal black cock in their mouth. It may have some correlation to Japanimation, but this is unconfirmed because no one really cares enough to care enough to care.

The average user is teenage girl with jelly rolls and bad teeth or a pocky-eating cracker faggot that doesn't understand Japan at all.

Crunchatize+Munch=Munchatize

When you're really hungry, so you want to munch loads.