Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.
Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'
'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'
'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.
I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.