The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
When fucking a man in the ass missionary style, and sucking his cock at the same time.
The other day I gave Cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!
Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.
"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"
"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"
Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.