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A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.
I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'
by Loopt March 02, 2017
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Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009
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Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .
'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''
by jordita October 06, 2007
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little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
by The One Guy September 27, 2007
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A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.
I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!
by Niggslayer November 09, 2004
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A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
by KiwiGarlic123 September 12, 2014
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1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
by GashPash February 09, 2010
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