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2. crumpet
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
by suzylou Oct 25, 2003 add a video
1. crumpet
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
by tom ingle Feb 26, 2005 add a video
3. crumpet
a sexy person
she's a nice bit of crumpet
by lex dex Apr 18, 2003 add a video
4. crumpet
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
5. Crumpet
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
6. Crumpet
Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
7. Crumpet
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
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