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14.
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
by The One Guy September 27, 2007
 
1.
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
by tom ingle February 26, 2005
 
2.
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
by suzylou October 25, 2003
 
3.
a sexy person
she's a nice bit of crumpet
by lex dex April 18, 2003
 
4.
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
by Fluffage July 26, 2006
 
5.
1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003
 
6.
a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
by newcastleunited#1 January 02, 2010
 
7.
An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
by whatdidshejustsay? October 23, 2010