Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls
or soot balls
or dust bunnies
, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
a sexy person
she's a nice bit of crumpet
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!