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16.
Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
by unknown January 18, 2005
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1.
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
by tom ingle February 26, 2005
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2.
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
by suzylou October 25, 2003
395 166
 
3.
a sexy person
she's a nice bit of crumpet
by lex dex April 18, 2003
277 147
 
4.
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
by Fluffage July 26, 2006
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5.
1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003
95 44
 
6.
a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
by newcastleunited#1 January 02, 2010
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7.
An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
by whatdidshejustsay? October 23, 2010
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