eating while taking a dump.
I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.
by ryan and jay November 20, 2003
An old maid school teacher
Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on
If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship
by Kojak October 05, 2003
an expression of exasperation or excitement.
What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.
by Master P July 31, 2003
The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.
Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
by Bahaha MT January 15, 2012
The female taint.
Don't be such a crump
by crumperstilskin July 10, 2011
A vagina
I stuck my penis into your crump
by lionelllama October 25, 2009

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