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22.
Adjective: The ultimate form of sexiness.
Holy crap, that is one Crump girl.
by Jeff scott February 13, 2004
 
23.
eating while taking a dump.
I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.
by ryan and jay November 20, 2003
 
24.
An old maid school teacher
Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
 
25.
To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on
If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship
by Kojak October 05, 2003
 
26.
an expression of exasperation or excitement.
What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.
by Master P July 31, 2003
 
27.
The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.
Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
by Bahaha MT January 15, 2012
 
28.
The female taint.
Don't be such a crump
by crumperstilskin July 10, 2011