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Semi-taboo term with many uses in modern urban language. Crump can be simply defined as a 'blanket' phrase. 'Blanket' phrases are words or utterances that can be classed as multiple parts-of-speech (nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, interjections) as well as being used as interrogatives, declaritives, exclamitives and imperitaves, in a sentence (example see:fuck). Crump is most commonly used as either an insult or an exclamitive.
The word Crump can be used in both negative and positive situations, depending on the syntax and intonation within the phrase it is spoken.
There is no hard-copy evidence or other archived written forms of the word Crump, however there are many referances in media forms (song lyrics, television, etc.)
"Go and Crump yourself"
"You dirty Crump"
"What the Crump?"
"I want to take you up the Crump"
"For Crumps sake"
"Argh, Crump!"
by Definizzle March 23, 2005
short for crumpet

method gurl has a nice crumpet

i fucked her up the ass last night.
that method gurl tight as a size 10 on a size 20 woman!
by money green March 09, 2005
A person who talks shit but will never back it up. A "crump" is perfectly described in Lil Jon's "What U Gon Do?"
Me and my niggas were in the club when this crump motherfucker came up and started talkin shit, I told him to meet me outside but his crump ass ran.
by MuGeN March 06, 2005
packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump
Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.
by john March 04, 2005
The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind
Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!
by J January 31, 2005
v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.
Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!
by cp November 30, 2004
straight drunk as balls
"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"
by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004