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The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability. Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.
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old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit. I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.
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living family member of someone you admit you murdered. I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.
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Two words combined:
Grumpy + Cranky. 1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"
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A crusty pump. where one farts and there bumhole bleeds with pleasure. HOLY SHIT matty clark just crumped on that do-nut |
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when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table
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Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.
I'm going to crump. I just crumped.
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a boring cornishman stop being a crump and come drink some cider
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