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17. crump
To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.
Take a crump
1. crump
old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.
I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.
2. Crump
Semi-taboo term with many uses in modern urban language. Crump can be simply defined as a 'blanket' phrase. 'Blanket' phrases are words or utterances that can be classed as multiple parts-of-speech (nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, interjections) as well as being used as interrogatives, declaritives, exclamitives and imperitaves, in a sentence (example see:fuck). Crump is most commonly used as either an insult or an exclamitive.
The word Crump can be used in both negative and positive situations, depending on the syntax and intonation within the phrase it is spoken.
There is no hard-copy evidence or other archived written forms of the word Crump, however there are many referances in media forms (song lyrics, television, etc.)
"Go and Crump yourself"
"You dirty Crump"
"What the Crump?"
"I want to take you up the Crump"
"For Crumps sake"
"Argh, Crump!"
by Definizzle Mar 23, 2005 add a video
3. crump
short for crumpet

method gurl has a nice crumpet

i fucked her up the ass last night.
that method gurl tight as a size 10 on a size 20 woman!
by money green Mar 9, 2005 add a video
4. Crump
A person who talks shit but will never back it up. A "crump" is perfectly described in Lil Jon's "What U Gon Do?"
Me and my niggas were in the club when this crump motherfucker came up and started talkin shit, I told him to meet me outside but his crump ass ran.
by MuGeN Mar 6, 2005 add a video
5. crump
packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump
Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.
by john Mar 4, 2005 add a video
6. crump
The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind
Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!
by J Jan 31, 2005 add a video
7. Crump
v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.
Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!
by cp Nov 30, 2004 add a video
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