To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.
Take a crump
old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.
I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.
Synonym for the verb 'masturbate'.
I am in dire need of a crump, haven't had one in hours.
Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.
If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.
Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."
A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.
Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers
What's up Crumps?
The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.
Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?
My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.
a boring cornishman
stop being a crump and come drink some cider