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13.
1. A soft, small, flesh-colored skin flap on the neck, armpits, or groin 2. A benign skin growth, often found near the anus or on the perineum
Friend #1: "Dude, I finally banged that chick last night."

Friend #2: "Get outta here! She got a crumb?"
by J.J. Kool J. August 03, 2010
 
1.
An international freestyle comedy duo from Canada that tours the world.
Holy %$&! CRUMBS totally did a kick ass show last night.
by Will Williamson September 05, 2007
 
2.
1. A small light amount of something
2. An expression of dismay
1. What small i garnish my chicken with? I know bread crumbs

2. Oh crumbs i've left my wallet in the car
by mulligan November 18, 2003
 
3.
(n.) A person who is a surplus of negative connotations. This person is lazy, stupid, ugly, worthless, and/or pathetic. Calling someone such a word tells them they are useless and need to get up and do something with their life.
1. Only a crumb would go to the beach which is an hour away, and then try to go tailgating back home later that day. A person with common sense would know that there is no way that you're going to have the time and energy to drive an hour to the beach, sit in the sun for a few hours while its drains you out, then drive an hour back and tailgate by 2pm. That is an example of a STUPID CRUMB.

2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.
by Dale Hill May 14, 2007
 
4.
what slick rick used to call old school fashion wanna be's as used at the end of Children's Story wen he says "tsk, Crumbs!"
Im tired of all these crumbs tryna jock my style
by The Ruler June 25, 2007
 
5.
What you say if you want to say crap, but you're in polite company and know you oughtn't
*drops plate of scones* Oh cra... Uh, I mean crumbs...
by shoreditch.vampire November 04, 2007
 
6.
One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.
That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.
by Drew Christx December 05, 2005
 
7.
a small insecure, alone, ugly person
kuric is a crumb
by assetsareallgood April 27, 2011