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1.
Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
by teh_sausage October 26, 2009
 
2.
to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.
Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 08, 2006
 
3.
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Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...
by Crumb Skate May 01, 2011