A huge ship full of nightclubs
, restaurants, pools, and staterooms with gorgeous views. Cruises are basically a free pass to hook up with a different person every night and party
24/7 without being judged. It's great because you'll never see the girl who held your hair as you puked your guts out that one night, or the guys who had to watch, ever again.
Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.
A two-way motorboat
. When two girls laying in the 69 positing each motorboat the other.
Dude, that lesbian film is awesome - there's even a cruise ship scene!
an amazing place where you meet lots of coolgood looking
people that you normally wouldn't have known. on a cruise you can enjoy the sun and have fun with the new friends taht you meet from al over the world that you could have never met anywhere else. cruises change your life...
i went on a cruise ship and made five really good friends that i have known for about a year and they are amazing.
A place that has everything you can do on land, but with the added excitement of possibly sinking or drowning.
Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."
Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"
Eddie - "Well..."
Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"
Eddie - "Told you so..."
another name for a swinger party
Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.