Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.
Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"
Eddie - "Well..."
Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"
Eddie - "Told you so..."