French Crueller 

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

French Crueller by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

French Crueller 

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum you dunk her head in hot coffee and ask "cream and sugar?"

Last night we were feeling like some ethnic food so after we eiffle tower'd your mom we stopped by Dunkin' Donuts and French Crueller'd her in the bathroom.

French Crueller by Aaronlovesguys May 21, 2006

La Vie Cruelle

Means Cruel Life in French

Il a vécu la vie cruelle

La Vie Cruelle by Ukimano Demon December 27, 2008

Mini Crullers 

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

Mini Crullers by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009

cruller 

A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.

If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.

cruller by breakwall January 14, 2005

Crueler 

Feeling of pain specifically in anus after anal sex.

I’m in a crueler from last night

Crueler by StaleWetBread March 15, 2020

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

chocolate glazed cruller by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007