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A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.
Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"
by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009