Cruming 

When you’re a dusty little bastard and crumbs fall out of your mouth.

When we were at lunch my friend started cruming all over me.

Cruming by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

Cruzing 

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

Cruzing by SheriffBoss September 13, 2017

crucigram 

A phrase made famous by Senora Soria. It was originally made up to describe a crossword puzzle, but it is now possible to use it as a noun, verb, or adjective anywhere you want.

Omg that crucigram was so easy yesterday.

I will fucking crucigram your ass.

crucigram by nickiminajlover95 April 18, 2011

Cruing 

When you brutally fuck up the spelling of crying.

Sophie typed cruing when she really meant crying... What an idiot.

Cruing by BubbaFleefer July 24, 2019

Cruzing 

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

Cruzing by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

Crocing

the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.

bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?

Crocing by StaticHD May 5, 2020

Ted Cruzing 

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

Ted Cruzing by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018