A religous asshole. Term made popular by Wesley Willis.
Once upon a time I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church. I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck.
1. Sexual penetration of the hole in Jesus' side.
2. Getting a handjob
from Jesus via the hole in his hand.
On the 3rd day the stone was rolled away and Jesus came out and gave everyone a crucifuck.
when you stick a bitch to a cross, then proceed to nail her. pun intended.
melissa was pissing me off on the ride home last night, i knew she still wanted to fuck, so once she let her guard down, i threw that bitch on the cross and crucifucked her.
To rape someone with a crucifix. Preferabbly one that is made of splintered wood, or ice cold serrated steel.
I just crucifucked some old born again christian housewife.