You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'
That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.
They drink 40's better than you.
They probably look better than you.
They are way funnier than you.
They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.
Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.
They get very party.
They get awesome.
And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.
That party was lame until those crucial dudes showed up. Wow! I want to be like them!
1. Vitally important; essential.
2. Misused to express awe, difficulty, or pain, probably arising from some moron that meant "excruciating", but was too much of a semiliterate fucktard to understand the difference. Countless other mentally vacant punks have adopted this misuse of the word, thus advertising their essential stupidity.
It is crucial to understand that copying the mistakes of others only makes you unoriginal as well as idiotic.
of extreme importance or significance; essential
Sorry dude, that dunk was in no way crucial to anything, as good or as hard as it may have been.
That test was crucial to me passing the grade, but it was hard, so I think I failed.
1. Necessary, vital.
2. An obnoxious slang word that surfaced roughly 2 years ago and will not fucking die, along with "phat," "crunk," and Snoop Dogg-esque "izzle" talk. Even more annoying in its condensed form, pronounced "croosh." Usually applied to describe situations or objects in stupid and totally illogical ways.
I really wish dumbasses hadn't bastardized the definition of the word "crucial" and used it purely to describe something that is actually necessary to the given situation.
"YO MAN, I was fucking this phat ass bitch, it was so crucial."
"That's my boy Joe, he's crucial."
"This apple juice is crucial."
"I'm a fucking idiot who uses the word crucial."
An obnoxious slang word 2 or 3 years old?
Poppycock old bean.
An old time Jamaican usage which has been common in the uk for 30 plus years, my good man.
There is even a strong version of Red Stripe beer called Crucial Brew doncha know?!
It has little to do with the Mainland USA slang like Phat that our esteemed correspondent from accross the pond has related.
I say! This dub version of the Misty In Roots classic is murrrrder, crucial, wicked, and rather spendid!
Also used as a noun to describe how important and nesessary something is.
This shit is the crucial!
A term used to describe any 90s memories of fashion/music/film/tv shows/food
"Do you remember when Top Of The Pops had the old crucial logo?"
Refers to an action, event, or object that is far beyond amazing. This word is spreading like wild-fire.
Ah shit bro....that dunk was crucial!