cronenberg 

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

cronenberg by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

coxen 

A jocular plural form of the word сock.
It was invented by a famous videogame-reviewer AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) and first appeared in his video "You Know What's Bullshit!? - Word Pronunciations."

1. "..and everyone who objects shut the hell up and suck our coxen."
2. The alien's coxen were wigwagging keeping the girl gaped in awe.
3. I am a teenage girl and I like big black coxen.
4. "Suck my coxen, dude."
5. Oxen with coxen.

coxen by SirLantsevrot May 13, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

David Cronenberg by visene July 16, 2008

Crowen 

The couple Cristina/Owen from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple deals with PTSD and abortion, also the fact that a woman may or may not want to have children. The characters are portrayed by Sandra Oh (Cristina Yang) and Kevin McKidd (Owen Hunt).

Crowen quote: If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Crowen Cristina: I can't breath without you

Crowen Owen: You don't get to toss me aside

Crowen by melskim October 2, 2011

cronenberg 

(verb) To have your head explode off your shoulders.

From David Cronenberg, director of "Scanners," "Videodrome," and the re-make of "The Fly." In all these movies people's heads explode.

First known use, 1988, by Apple Employee, Mark "The Red" Harlan, in a public speech to an audience of 3,000 members, with over 150 press present; when describing Apple's reaction to the new version of Windows.

Dude, when your roommate finds out you slept with his girlfriend, he's gonna cronenberg.

cronenberg by b1-66er September 26, 2005

Choxen 

Choxen literally means butt cheeks. There can be nice choxen, or ugly choxen. It's like booty, but it's way better, because you can say it to a girl and they won't get grossed out because they probably don't know what it means.

"Sometimes chinese choxen is the best choxen in the world."

Choxen by Lee Litvin November 19, 2007

Cronenberg 

One of the most well known directors of horror films. His films all have bizarre, creepy, and strange/dreamlike characteristics. He is known as an auteur, that is, one of a kind.

You will literally gasp when watching Naked Lunch, a film about some homosexuals which both glorifies and hates them at the same time; will make sure your girlfriend isn't watching you while you guiltily watch Crash, an NC-17 film with explicit sex; will vomit as you watch Videodrome, a film which twists reality and has several references to extreme BSDM; will scream when the guy's head explodes in Scanners; or will simply enjoy your time (if you're like me!)

Cronenberg is the guy for horror films. You get hooked on his films... got to see each and every one of them... well, what'tcha looking at me for... start up pi##tebay and get going... :P

"Long live the new flesh!!!!!!!!" - Videodrome
"Hey wait, be truthful, is this still the game?" - eXistenZ

Cronenberg is one of the weirdest and most strange people to direct horror films and they are about 10 times creepier and weirder than he is.

Cronenberg by Bark Duckerberg December 12, 2011