I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

crownheartruin 

The best band that has ever existed.

Dude, I wish crownheartruin would get back together.

crownheartruin by matthewkeith February 23, 2005

crowned 

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003

crownception 

mixing crown royal with rc cola

I got wasted on some crownception last night

crownception by gmac93 October 30, 2011

Crowned-hound 

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.

Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.

Crowned-hound by MrSkark December 16, 2005

CrownZero 

A fag site where all the kiddo's join to rage.
The dumbfags involved with this =

Najn

xProphet

Megafailiure.
lol!

by mr. apple.

CrownZero sucks so much dick

CrownZero by mr apple May 29, 2009

crownie 

the king of beers. crown lager

dont be taking my crownie, boy.

crownie by bonk December 17, 2004