2. porky the pigs new pimpin ride.
You:Shit man i got drunk and rear-ended a cop.
Cop:I knew i was going to hell! I want mommy!!
2. oink oink oink! pigs drive crown victorias.
Crown Victoria, retired police cruiser
Crown Victoria California Highway Patrol Police Unit
The car you bow to when you see it coming down the road. The car the Honda engines knock and tremble and misfire at when it passes. Yes, the lord of cars.
Plenty of room in the Front and Back seats for playing around.
driven only by 90 year olds and cops
usally seen with about 7 radio antennas (both VHF and UHF), a lightbar and a police officer in the back, seen all the time on I-66 behind rice burners.
Unfortunately, it has a nasty habit of exploding when hit from the rear; as often happens when police park by the side of the road. There are several lawsuits against Ford for this car, for this reason.
Oh, that was some unlucky cop in his Crown Vic being blown up, cause some drunk rear-ended his patrol car.