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a.j. crowley 

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.
a.j. crowley by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
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Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.
Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.
Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019
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The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.
Look at that guy in a Bentley, must be Crowley
Crowley by yuor-devil August 31, 2019
When you share a blunt with someone who has covid, and now you catch it too.
Jack: Hey man. Pass the joint

Jon: Make sure you smoke it through mask, or you’ll catch coweed
coweed by Coweed19 November 20, 2020
Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband.
Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.
Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019
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crowes nest 

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done
Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him
crowes nest by jackman330 October 23, 2010