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6.
To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.
"We were singing N'Sync kareoke, and Simon tried to crowbar his way in. What a fag"
by Raynbo January 19, 2008
 
1.
The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.
The finest in headcrab removal since 1997!
by Anonymous March 01, 2005
 
2.
The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.
(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.
by GameBoy3008 August 28, 2005
 
3.
A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.
by David Li January 14, 2008
 
4.
Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.

This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
"Did you see Jay crowbar Derek last night?"
by bowdoin December 07, 2006
 
5.
A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.

Fuckin' Crowbar kicks ass! or Crowbar looks like a bunch of pissed off fat dudes!
by hey joe December 11, 2006
 
7.
pulling the penis upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the vagina length wise.
last night when i was fucking this chick i crowbarred her and pushed two fingers in under my dick
by clockwork May 28, 2003