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croutampons are used tampons, baked, rolled in sesame seeds then glazed with a hovis coating. they can be muched alone or chucked in some of your fave soup.
Edna- hey, can i order the pea and ham soup please?
waiter- croutampons or bread?
Edna- both please, i love croutampons
by AmieK April 01, 2007

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