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1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.
1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.
by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

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