These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
(verb) to occupy the crotchface
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!