noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).
In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.
For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"
1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.
God Damn, these pants are ridin me like Mom Jeans.
Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.
Dance: A move in "dirty dancing" involving standing with legs bending the knees, squatting until the buttocks almost reach the floor and standing back up with a body roll, usually done with one's back to another person, pushing the buttocks into the crotch of the person behindmore...
Cheeky: Basic Slut Drop, but with legs closed.
Slapper: Execute the basic slut drop, but slap the insides of thighs on the way back up.
La Basso (Venezualean Drop): Stand with legs apart, place hands on thighs and gyrate pelvis around while bending kness, getting closer and closer to the ground.
Full Frontal: Similar to Basic Slut Drop, only the dropper stands facing the dropee, puts their hand on the dropee's shoulder and rubs their crotch up and down the dropee's entire body.
Arabian Nights: Begin facind the dropee, then put your hands up above your head and turn around like a belly dancer then do a Basic Slut Drop
Explorer: Same position as Full Frontal, But as you go down, run your hans down the dropee's chest and abdomen.
Enchantress: Come up behind the dropee and take them around the waist and execute a La Basso (Venezualean Drop)
Grasp: Grab hold of the dropee's belt or top of their pants and execute a La Basso (Venezualean Drop), still holding onto their belt/pants
Slut Drop 101: Teaching one or a group of people how to slut drop, usually on the dance floor itself
There are several other variations, some without names or not in common usage.
The bulge on the front of a woman connecting her gut with her vagina, resembling a front butt. Also known as gunt.
Check out that huge valoba on Mrs. Johnson.
The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include:more...
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also referred to as:
Badly wrapped kebab
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcunta
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast of champions
Cradle of filth
Delta of Venus
DNA slurpee machine
Easy bake o...
Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.