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1.
tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
by Eighties Man May 06, 2009
 
2.
A standard TSA crotch-groping search procedure.
I just got a crotchjob by a TSA agent!
by Pyau November 03, 2010