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assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013

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