my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.