(Most notably, the Baby Bjorn, the Snugli, and the cheap Chico and Infatino knock offs).
I mean, really, would YOU like to hoisted up by bearing all your weight on your crotch?
"You should switch to a maya wrap, or a moby wrap... or essentially any other sling that isn't a crotch dangler "
"Oh, that makes sense"
That crotch dangler looks mighty uncomfortable