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A term coined by avid babywearing parents to denote any type of front carrier used to carry babies and children that literally leaves them dangling from the crotch.
(Most notably, the Baby Bjorn, the Snugli, and the cheap Chico and Infatino knock offs).

I mean, really, would YOU like to hoisted up by bearing all your weight on your crotch?
"I just love my baby bjorn!" :)
"You should switch to a maya wrap, or a moby wrap... or essentially any other sling that isn't a crotch dangler "
"Oh, that makes sense"

That crotch dangler looks mighty uncomfortable
by rocketspoon August 17, 2010

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