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crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
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A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.
The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 27, 2003
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Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
by Derek Smith May 09, 2003
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A pubic louse.
I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
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crabs
Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets
by yul June 05, 2003
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A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
by ACannon April 08, 2008
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