make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.

"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."

naughts and crosses by CasioClay December 18, 2007

Intersection Crossers 

Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck.

More commonly known as New York City Jews.

One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers.

OR

Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?

Intersection Crossers by DblockGeneral August 19, 2009

Crossley Bounce 

The Crossley Bounce is a movement often associated with musical conductors and describes poor or awkward form as the conductor “bounces” to cue in sections and conduct.

The director, with a habitual Crossley Bounce, cued in the low reeds.

Crossley Bounce by Cannonball_Candidly January 30, 2023

Crossley Heath 

Crossley Heath is a shit hole.

“I go to a shit school.”
“Oh you must go to Crossley Heath.”

Crossley Heath by Crossley student October 9, 2021

Knots and Crosses 

While playing pictionary one night, this is how my british friend Asela refers to the game tic-tac-toe as it is drawn for him. Being the naive Americans we are, we laugh at him and give him hell.

"Knots and Crosses! Knots and Crosses!; you are drawing Knots and Crosses!"

Knots and Crosses by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Crossleyed 

To be taken home after a Staff Christmas Party and “looked after”

Did you see Jess the other night? She got drunk and got totally Crossleyed

Crossleyed by SJWSF December 4, 2019